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" The next day he phones again and asks the same question.

What do you get when you crossbreed a dog and a white shark? I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.

When the hang glider was out of sight one of the hunters turns to the other and says, "What kinda bird you reckon that was? Weeeell, let's put it this way: You're the greatest! I was walking past a clothes shop and saw a beautiful dress in the shop window.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

What is sticky and brown? There is something about a good joke that can change perception without even meaning too, and the top jokes are certain to be around for years to come.

Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.

Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One liners, 2 lines, adult jokes, puns for teenagers… and much more.

How does a rabbi make coffee? I lost some weight last month.

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